CHEESE WIZ
In the news today Nabisco was Bought buy Phillip Morris. Yes that is right The life sucking cancer wheelers (which is I believe also the title of a Steven King novel) at Phillip Morris have just bought Nabisco.
This is possible the worst thing to happen in the food industry since the invention of spam! Phillip Morris already owns Marlboro witch makes cigarettes; Miller, witch makes beer; Kraft, witch makes cheese wiz. So they already have three product lines that kill people.
On a completely unrelated note. I was at this wedding last week for a second cousin of mine and I was staying in a room with my grandma. Me and my Grandma then began to play cards. I told her the simple rules for black Jack in spite of the fact that I had only learned them by watching the Casino scene in Austin Powers. So I thought that all face cards were worth 11. So my sweet Grandmother drew he cards. She got a King, and a Ace. "Oh shoot," I said "Ace is 11 you have 22 you lose." then She drew a Black Jack and a Ace. Oh shoot! I said You have 22 again." As it has become obvious to me and was already obvious to all you reading who are better at cards then I am,(not a big accomplishment considering I once lost to a koala bear). My Grandma had won both times and I messed heavily. So what this boils down to is that I card hustled my grandma.
In other News Sesame Street is getting bad ratings! I cannot believe this. The sweetest Best children's show on the planets it being one-upped in ratings buy, among other shows, Teletubbies. Which is at the same time the most prolifically Scary and boring. T.V. show in the history of entertainment. This shows there is definitely something wrong with the This Country to day. How can people not like Sesame Street! It is like not liking the song Don't Worry Be happy. Children who don't like Sesame Street will almost certainly grow up to be messed up adults. Saddam Hussane I am sure was not exposed to Sesame Street as a child and look at him!
I would like to say one last like on this matter. "C" is for cookie.