Disney World

It was day 4 of my family's Disney Park visiting Bonanza week. Today we were going to MGM studios. First we had the lucky break of a complete stranger giving us "Fast Pass" no wait in line tickets of the Arrowsmith roller coaster witch had the longest line in the park. It wasn't the only thing that broke that day.

A little later in the day went on the Star Tours ride. It went as follows: The lights went down, the motion simulator platform the spaceship we were in began rise as its hyrolics pillars that shake the ride turned on. The movie began to play, the lights turn back on the unexpected malfunction announcement went on, the ride operator came in and said that the motion simulator had just broken and we were going to have to get off the ride. You know just your usually ride sequence.

After that went to the near by Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular. I was cancelled 5 minuets after we sat down. Then we got in line for the Black lot tourthan only to have it be shut down. A little bit later we got in line for the Rocking Roller coaster. Just as we are entering the line an announcement is made, "The Rocking Roller Coaster will be shut down for an indefinite amount of time."

I began to see a pattern. Where ever I go chaos follows. The only rides malefactions that day happened wile I was on some part of the ride. Creepy ah. So me and my brother go to The Tower of Terror and wait in line with a nice family form Minneapolis. We try and get on the shorter line on Tower of Terror (which is to the left in the boiler room) but just as we are about to enter the line that side of the ride is closed. We assume this is because they are running less elevators since it is approaching 11:00 and the lines of the rides I have not broken yet have died down. As we wait in the longer line I told the family how I have left a trail of sundered rides across the park. They joke "nothing personal but we hope we don't get in the same elevator as you." fortunately for them they didn't.

Me and my brother are now the two front people of the whole line. Then oddly a group of people come from the closed line and get in place to go in the next elevator. I begin talking to them and they say there cart got stuck on the ride. that is why the other line closed right when I got to it The Danny Voodoo had done it's work and broken there cart.

Then next wile we were in the Park it poured rain all day. Possible a sign from God that I was supposed to leave Disney world wile it was still standing. The Day I left they probably started selling tee shirts to the Disney employees saying "MGM survived Danny Scully."