Bombs can blow up Diamonds which are
(unless they get blown up by bombs)
Forever.
~Part 2~
(notice the fancy line thingys which surround the part two)
(Please read last week's Ian bond if you do not know what is going on.
Ian Bond still has no relation to Ian Handerhand who is now an even
cool guy since he saw Chicken Run.)
The name is still Bond. Ian Bound. I have a licence to play annoying theme
music.
(Da Na Na Na Duh Na)
Last we left me I was being hit by a speeding train. Mean wile the,
although I did not know this at the time so I really shouldn't be telling you,
the conductor was talking in a suspicious manner to the Assistant engineer:
(Da Na Na Na Duh Na)
Assistant: "Sir I think we hit something!"
Conductor: "Yes everything is falling into place Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha."
Assistant: "what do you mean by that?"
Conductor: "In our game of Jenga we are playing, I have removed all the right
pieces for you to make the tower fall thus: every this is falling in to place
Ha Ha. By the way I did not catch the first thing you said what was it?"
Assistant: "I said ‘Sir, I think we hit something!'"
Conductor: "Oh my, And I was just sitting around playing Jenga! We must have
hit the Giant Encyclopedia Sales Cow of Doom!-"
Ian: "Ah, Just as I planed!"
Conductor: "Who are you?"
Ian: "Oh Shoot forget it I am not in this scene!"
So I the conduce went out to and discovery to his bewilderment that the train had hit a BMW.
Conductor: "The Train has hit a BMW I am filled with bewilderment!"
As this was happening I slipped unnoticed into my compartment on the train.
Woman: "AHHHHH!"
Ian: "Oh sorry Mam wrong compartment!"
Before slipping in to my compartment I cleverly checked the one next
door to mine for spies.
(Da Na Na Na Duh Na)
Note to self figure out how to stop the "Da Na"s from playing every time I do something insignificant.
Monday 4:59 the train enters the chunnel.
Monday 5:00 I am informed by the compartment boy that there is a fancy
white tie dinner in the very large back car at 6:00. I begin to prepare for the
sit down many course dinner.
Monday 5:30 P.M. Having put my white tuxedo, I am now into the multipurpose
bath room in my compartment. I by covering my face with the liquid soap provide
d and lathing vigorously as the directions say. Suddenly and with out warning
the lights on the train go out. The bathroom now completely dark, and my face
covered with soap I lunge toward the sink.
Wall: "Rip, Smash!"
Woman: "AHHHHH!"
Missing the sink I flew into the wall and broke threw it, hurdling into
the compartment next door.
Ian: Oh, um, excuse me Mam.
I walk back threw the whole in wall. I feel around the wall for the sink. I find the Knob and turn it.
Whoosh!
I appear to have turned on the shower. It clean the soap off of my face
but my tuxedo is now drenching wet. I look at my in the darkness. It is now 6:00
time for time for the dinner. As I walk out of my room the lights turn back on.
Monday 6:01 I as I walk down the hall of the train a man jumps out at me.
Man: "You Better Come with me! Ian Bond!"
What will happen to Ian in the hands of the as yet unidentified man. Tune into
the Next week for the stirring conclusion of This Ian bound story!