Now an exciting adventure of Ian Bond:
Narrated by Ian Bond. (Whom has no relation to Ian Handerhand, who is a cool guy.)
Ian: Bond, Ian Bond. I have a licence to eat butterscotch pudding.
(Da Na Na Na Duh Na.)
Ian: Monday 11:20 AM, I enter the Chief's office.
(Da Na Na Na Duh Na)
Chief: Ian your next assignment is a tough one. You must you must go on a train.
Ian: I think I can manage. (I leave the office.)
After being stopped by the chief's secretary I am informed that I am wanted
back in the chief's office.
(I re-enter the chief's office) He informs me that there is more to the mission then that.
(Da Na Na Na Duh Na)
Chief: well you see there is more to the mission then that. The train will be going threw the chunnel to France. The Prime Minister will be on that train. This morning a bomb was rumored to be on that train. Any passenger on the train could have it. you must find the bomb and defuse it. the train is leaving
at 3:10 today be on it.
(Da Na Na Na Duh Na)
Monday 3:02 PM I go to the train sation. At the sation's McDonald's I successfully
searched several Big Macs for the Bomb.
Monday 3:20 missed train wile disarming a Chocolate milk shake. Forced to catch
up to train in a BMW convertible.
(Da Na Na Na Duh Na)
Driving the car at gut wrenching I began to see the train in the distance
approaching it. As I approach it I signaled to the to the break man in the back
of the train to stop to stop the train. I was unable to get his attention
because he was distracted by Tom Cruise and a helicopter attached to the train.
I was forced to take drastic action.
"Hey Mr. Brake Man over here!" I began yelling and waving my arms.
After several minutes that proved to be un effective. So I drove my car so it
was in front of the train and just before the collision with the front of the
train I jumped out of my car and yelled "Moo!" thinking they had hit the giant
encyclopedia sales cow of doom the conductor and the his asssistent stopped the
train there (unbeknownst to me out side of the train conversation went as
follows:)
Assistant: "Sir I think we hit something!"
Conductor: "Yes everything is falling into place Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.."
Tune in next week for the chilling conclusion to this Adventure of Ian Bound.
Conductor: Hey I wasn't done laughing! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
There now I am done.